Here we are, yet again, at the end of another busy month. We shall be looking out for some spooky tweets today – I bet there will be some great photos of food and costumes floating around the twitterverse. We love seeing your photos so do share them with us on twitter.

As always, we have sifted through the hilarious, sad and downright bizarre tweets to bring you some of our favourites from the month of October. Do pop along and follow these wonderful tweeters to experience more of their amusing tweets…

@philosophobia

Men who put kisses at the end of Facebook statuses make me wish I had a bigger mouth so I could grimace more intensely.

@emmalouisekent

Managed to resist cookies all day and just inhaled 3 without taking a breath. Couldnt hold it in anymore

@lukemackaycooks

Statistically speaking 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy :(

@MostlyYummy

Every week we have the same conversation. I say Nigella is beautiful, the Mr says she’s not. I am right, he is wrong #girlcrush

@BigSpud

I ate too much mint ice cream. Urp. A fatal weakness of mine.

@lucmaxwell

I forget how liberating it is to sing along at the top of your lungs. Poor neighbours… #Grade5Singing

@MerrilyMe

This packet of baby food tastes exactly like playdoh. How odd.

@MammasaurusBlog

FINALLY Klout says I am influential in something I approve of: Alcohol and Eek. Yes Eek. *fist pump*

@ginandcrumpets

I wish I had galoshes. Or knew what galoshes were. Either way, I have wet feet and it’s bad.

@twowitwowoo

How is it we put a man on the moon before realising it would be a good idea to put wheels on suitcases?

@gill_crawshaw

Can’t get into my newly childproofed cupboard! Oh dear.

@faith_PR

Just spelled out my name letter for letter over the phone. Then an email arrives addressed to ‘stesine’ *puts head in hands*

@iamlucyaston

Ironing without wine, is like cheese without biscuits.

@SophieDouglas1

Disney + Star Wars = wtf

@jaxies

On my way to school with 3 bottles of hard liquor. Toootally normal.

Written by Foodies100

Sally is the publisher of Foodies100, the UK’s largest directory of brilliant UK food and drink blogs and bloggers. Every day of the week, we promote the UK’s best and most exciting blogs about food and drink.



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2 Comments

  1. Posted 31 October 2012 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    I should very much like to be influential in EEK!

  2. Posted 31 October 2012 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    Me too!

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