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It’s the end of November already? Really? How did that happen? There’s already been a hint of it on twitter, but surely once we hit December we can fully unleash the Christmas tweets? I do get rather excited about the festive season – the decorations, the cheesy carols and, of course, the food and drink that goes with it. So, be sure to keep us happy and send a tweet to let us know what you are cooking up for the festive period.

As always, we have a selection of side-splittingly amusing tweets from some of our favourite tweeps. They’re all well worth a follow…

@LiamGrady

I woke up with the attitude of punching Monday right in the face. I punched…I missed…..and now it’s got me in a corner!

@domesticgoddesq

yesterday DH searched Amazon for baseball bats. The third entry was a balaclava. Wonder what they were trying to say…..

@northsouthfood

I think dunking biscuits is deviant, depraved and unnatural. I’m not joking. That crumb sludge is my kryptonite…

@craftsonsea

Have not only blogged twice this week about Christmas but have linky-ed like crazy. Feel very tarty about this!

@AliceCantCook

Dropped a tin of beans on the iPad. In Apple store replacing it. They’re looking at me as if I shouldn’t have a new one.

@messycook

Jet lag is stupid and cucumbers are stupid too. I think my cat just walked into a wall. I want candy floss. I’m tired.

@EatOutLots

I swear there are more Mondays than Weekends….

@Warburtons

Tonight’s X Factor theme is best of British, we wonder if anybody will sing ‘Bread Zeppelin’…

@rhonajoyce1

No cake making for me this weekend. Weighed myself !! I do admit it is not the cake making that causes the problem it is the cake eating!

@rosechild

There is someone dressed as a giant pepperami on the street where I work. I can’t say I’m surprised. Bristol is an odd place.

@HelenTweedy

Just wrote a ‘to do’ list. Suddenly overwhelmed by urge to lie down in a darkened room.

@MostlyYummy

It does make me laugh when I get emails referring to ‘the team’ at (Mostly) Yummy Mummy. Erm, that would be me and my cats, yes?

@JohnWhaiteBakes

You’ve stopped caring about having a flat stomach when you take the batteries from your bathroom scales to put into the kitchen scales

@kellyrose

So far today, I have received two foxes in the post, rolled around on a bed with a man for a story & written & filed said story. Now, lunch.

@SianySianySiany

If someone put jam in almond croissants, that would be a bakewell croissant and that would be one of the best things in the world.

Don’t forget, you can follow Foodies100 on twitter too, so pop by and say hello!

 

Written by Foodies100

Sally is the publisher of Foodies100, the UK’s largest directory of brilliant UK food and drink blogs and bloggers. Every day of the week, we promote the UK’s best and most exciting blogs about food and drink.



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One Comment

  1. Posted 30 November 2012 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    ‘I woke up with the attitude of punching Monday right in the face. I punched…I missed…..and now it’s got me in a corner!’ – That is just brilliant!!! I completely concur every Monday morning:)

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