It’s the end of November already? Really? How did that happen? There’s already been a hint of it on twitter, but surely once we hit December we can fully unleash the Christmas tweets? I do get rather excited about the festive season – the decorations, the cheesy carols and, of course, the food and drink that goes with it. So, be sure to keep us happy and send a tweet to let us know what you are cooking up for the festive period.
As always, we have a selection of side-splittingly amusing tweets from some of our favourite tweeps. They’re all well worth a follow…
I woke up with the attitude of punching Monday right in the face. I punched…I missed…..and now it’s got me in a corner!
yesterday DH searched Amazon for baseball bats. The third entry was a balaclava. Wonder what they were trying to say…..
I think dunking biscuits is deviant, depraved and unnatural. I’m not joking. That crumb sludge is my kryptonite…
Have not only blogged twice this week about Christmas but have linky-ed like crazy. Feel very tarty about this!
Dropped a tin of beans on the iPad. In Apple store replacing it. They’re looking at me as if I shouldn’t have a new one.
Jet lag is stupid and cucumbers are stupid too. I think my cat just walked into a wall. I want candy floss. I’m tired.
I swear there are more Mondays than Weekends….
Tonight’s X Factor theme is best of British, we wonder if anybody will sing ‘Bread Zeppelin’…
No cake making for me this weekend. Weighed myself !! I do admit it is not the cake making that causes the problem it is the cake eating!
There is someone dressed as a giant pepperami on the street where I work. I can’t say I’m surprised. Bristol is an odd place.
Just wrote a ‘to do’ list. Suddenly overwhelmed by urge to lie down in a darkened room.
It does make me laugh when I get emails referring to ‘the team’ at (Mostly) Yummy Mummy. Erm, that would be me and my cats, yes?
You’ve stopped caring about having a flat stomach when you take the batteries from your bathroom scales to put into the kitchen scales
So far today, I have received two foxes in the post, rolled around on a bed with a man for a story & written & filed said story. Now, lunch.
If someone put jam in almond croissants, that would be a bakewell croissant and that would be one of the best things in the world.
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