Foodies100 Twitterati – February



It has been an interesting month on Twitter with food bloggers tweeting about recipes for the perfect Valentine’s Day meal and a multitude of ideas for pancakes. Sometimes following so many foodie types makes me very hungry and my list of ‘must make’ recipes is growing rapidly.

There have also been the usual real gems – the ones that make you laugh so loud that the cat jumps across the room in fear! I highly recommend that if you are drinking a hot beverage and watching tweets go by, you cover your keyboard – just in case…


In shop queue, at top of his voice Isaac has just said “I thought you said in the car you weren’t going to pay”. #groundopenup #scarleh


Oven cleaner man has got one of those miner’s lamps on his head. Reminds me of a cartoon mole


#thatawkwardmomentwhen someone at work tells you they don’t understand food bloggers or why people would want to take photos of their food


I just found a USB hole I didn’t know I had. Thanks #apple lady


I have an extraordinarily itchy big toe. An itch that cannot be reached. Going to get a fork on it


Twitter, I have a confession. The brownie I made earlier…. For my dads birthday tomorrow… I might have ‘accidentally’ eaten some…


Does anywhere deliver Diet Coke, salt & vinegar crisps & a big bar of dairy milk? Now? To my belly?


It’s one of THOSE days today. Where I abuse my VISA by buying cookbooks I don’t need.


Using a potato ricer is disturbingly like squeezing giant pimples…


Ok ok, I’m getting out of bed. The call of the kettle is too loud


Custard creams. Best. Biscuit. EVER. Tea dunking perfection.


God, I feel all energetic today. What’s that about?!


Just rummaging in my blogs spam folder and found ‘One eyed bimbo gets pleased by soldier’ and I’m now chortling away to myself


There is a good possibility I may have eaten my entire body weight in cake today…somebody save me from myself!!! πŸ™‚


My baby appears to have an Emeli Sande hairstyle this evening; it seems to have given her the power of super-human hunger


I’m starving again. Seriously if I was a cat I would be worming myself


Jim keeps searching for pictures like ‘baboon bum’, enlarging said picture, and then leaving it on my iPad when I open it… He’s a bad man.


When life throws you lemons … … slice them up and find some tequila!


Have come to the conclusion that I am no longer losing any hair cos it seems to be sprouting in abundance from my eyebrows, nostrils & ears


Is there a word for the happy sensation of molten butter running down your chin after a hot crumpet or soda farl? If not, there should be…

That’s all from the Twitterati for February. Don’t forget you can follow us onΒ twitter too – we’re not quite as funny as some of these tweeters but we do our best!

Sally is the publisher of Foodies100, the UK's largest directory of brilliant UK food and drink blogs and bloggers. Every day of the week, we promote the UK's best and most exciting blogs about food and drink.

Discussion4 Comments

  1. I’m very honoured that my embarrassing work moment was amusing enough to be worthy of inclusion here…it was *very* awkward & means I now can’t take any food photos in the office (which is tricky for my #project366 challenge!)…

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