The buzz on twitter surrounding the Olympics has been phenomenal over the past few days! It’s so wonderful to see everyone coming together to support the athletes and tweeting their joy and words of encouragement. We’ll gloss over those ones who haven’t been so supportive – they’re so not cool. Keeping an eye on twitter whilst watching the events adds a whole new dimension.
As ever, we’ve found a whole host of funny tweets this month. Here is just a selection of those that caught our eye. Go follow them, they’re all fabulous tweeps…
Water polo seems to be 14 men doing their very best to drown each other!
The underwire from my bra just made a bid for freedom, nearly punctured my face. #crap
I just ordered a drink called Ginspector Morse. Pretty sure nothing in my life will ever be as cool as this.
It’s National Salad Week next week…. what a use of a week! Can we not have National Chocolate for Breakfast Week instead please?
Sometimes I feel indescribably sad when breakfast is over. Until I remember there’s lunch to look forward to…
Making Angel Delight in a wine glass. I’m basically a member of the Bullingdon Club
An assiduous cook could probably construct a modest 3 course meal from the crumbs and smears on my laptop.
Dear iPh*ne Autocorrect: in what world is ECOTOUR a more common word than EDITOR?! #damnyouautocorrect
The guy sitting opposite me on the train looks like woogie from ‘there’s something about Mary’ – its quite scary
Say it with flowers. Give the mother-in-law a triffid.
5.45 start, check. Vomiting baby, check. Best towels in dryer with muddy trainers, check. Big spider, check. One of those days, I think
It’s almost 12 and I havent eaten a thing. In 9 minutes I may turn into a pumpkin.
Still waiting for a swimmer to do walk out of that door and do ‘blue steel’
Dilemma. Do I open the popcorn? If so I’ll probably finish the whole bag & then I’ll have to completely deny its existence….. hmmmm
Found a lentil from dinner in my bra. Pondering how gross it would be to eat it …
That’s all from the Twitterati for July. Don’t forget to follow us too and let us know who you love to follow on twitter.
