In days gone by, I used to read newspapers. Then as technology progressed I would check news websites. Now, what more do you need than twitter? Surely you can find out everything you need to know nowadays via twitter? Sometimes, the twitter rumours are even true! You can find out who won Olympic medals, who has sadly passed away, what’s happening on X-Factor and that there are lions on the loose in Essex! Ah, twitter – an endless source of facts, fiction and funnies.
So, here we have our monthly round up of favourite tweets and tweeps you should definitely be following. As usual, there are funny, spit-your-coffee out tweets, those that make you snigger and some that make you cringe with embarrassment on behalf of the tweeter. So go ahead and follow these magnificent tweeple, and don’t forget to follow us too!
Garlic bread for breakfast might be a mistake. Sorry work colleagues.
Wow it’s windy! Half of Gravesend and a large proportion of London have seen my knickers today. Bad dress choice!
Sometimes all I need to make me happy is a nice glass of lemonade. Or a double gin.
The cardiologist’ s diet: – If it tastes good spit it out.
“I’m a vegetarian,” says my five-year-old. As she tucks into a salami sandwich.
Baby just sneezed custard in my face – that was different
Word of advice – no matter how low you leave onions frying, DO NOT be tempted to ‘just take a quick look at the Olympics’.
Watched EastEnders tonight for what felt like first time in ages. After the Olympics it was like having to visit relatives I don’t like.
that awful moment when you take a bite and realize you put twice as much #chili in your dinner as you were supposed to #fire in my mouth
My day has improved enormously by my realising there are crisps in the house.
Are there any golden post boxes in #Sussex? Really want to post something in one, as hopeful it might take me to Diagon Alley or similar
Congratulations to the winning Euromillions couple. We’re not jealous at all. #veryjealous
My neighbour just stepped out in his greying y-fronts to put the rubbish out #unnecessary #gross #whatwashethinking
I have to say though, a cake filled with fresh cream doesn’t fare well when you drive like Colin McRae
Slimfast for breakfast makes my soul weep.