If you need a little perking up on this grey October day then have a giggle at our favourite tweets this month. Don’t forget to tweet us using the hashtag #twitterati if you see something worthy of featuring in our round up next month.
Someone on Pinterest explained how to make ice cubes out of leftover wine. I was confused.What is leftover wine?
— Mad As A March Hare (@twowitwowoo) October 26, 2015
Don’t you think moderation is overrated? I love chocolate without moderation… — Muriel (@FrenchYumMummy) October 7, 2015
Wish my clocks had changed into something useful. Like chocolate. — sonya (@SonyaCisco) October 25, 2015
Visitor took in a choc cake. Eldest asked if he could have a ‘bit.’ I stupidly said yes. 5 other people had to share a quarter of the cake. — Lesley-Scottish Mum (@Scottish_Mum) October 23, 2015
I will be the most irresponsible parent ever. My kids will be like ‘Can we have cake for dinner?’ and I’ll be like ‘I’ll join you with that’ — Brighton Girl Probs (@BtonGirlProbs) October 25, 2015
– I eat bacon to feel loved – I eat cake to feel joy – I drink wine to feel sexy – I eat vegetables by some sort of rare & horrific accident — Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) October 21, 2015
*drinks chocolate milk in a wine glass* — zahné (@theveganqueen) October 25, 2015