Grab a coffee and a couple of chocolate digestives and take five minutes to have a giggle at this month’s hilarious tweets! You’ll thank us for suggesting the biscuits when you read them… don’t forget to let us if you see a tweet you’d like us to share and use the hashtag #Twitterati
“What’s vanilla extract?”
“Why is a toothpick not called a picktooth?”
Questions my 5yo asks while watching cake baking videos on YouTube.
— Alison Perry (@alisonperryblog) March 21, 2016
working on my summer body…oh look chocolate chip cookies lol
— ✨ (@dashiandoll_) March 16, 2016
— The Wine Wankers (@winewankers) March 20, 2016
My Pinterest is full of suggested posts of cats, books and chocolate cake, it knows me too well!
— tracey@tantrums (@tantrumsglitter) March 20, 2016
I never buy a wine with the word “chateau” in its name because “chateau” means cat-water
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 20, 2016
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
— Dave from Pembs! (@pembdave) March 16, 2016
Every day is a constant battle of trying to convince myself I don’t like ice cream, cookies, cupcakes, etc.
— Women’s Humor (@WomensHumor) March 17, 2016
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix, wine and a fridge full of food?
— unapologetic bitch (@unapologetiicb) March 21, 2016