This month has whizzed by, and lucky for us we have another bank holiday to look forward to.  As usual Twitter has been keeping us in fine humour, we love reading other’s antics and their justification for cake, chocolate and alcohol! So these are our month’s favourite tweets, grab a cup of tea, and a slice of cake (or just go straight to the wine) and have a little giggle at what’s tickled us recently.

Rationing my phone battery like I’m adrift on a leafy lifeboat and it’s my last square of chocolate.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 23, 2016

I felt bad about eating half a cake, so to make up for it I ate the other half.

— marla, darling… (@marlaneto) May 24, 2016

I tried to sleep but I heard something calling my name so loudly. I went downstairs to check. It was cookies. I ate them.

— Morgan Joyce. (@morganjoycexo) May 24, 2016

I have neither enough alcohol nor enough snacks in the house to survive #Eurovision

— Ruth Arnold (@therutharnold) May 14, 2016

And thats how i eat a cake What about you pic.twitter.com/H00jBPzEqR

— Speak Comedy (@SpeakComedy) May 24, 2016

I need a hug…..e bottle of wine

— College Humor (@_CollegeHumor_) May 24, 2016

Sooo unmotivated at the moment! I need a gin and kick up the backside. Oh. And a holiday! 💃🏻

— Charlotte (@MummyRawles) May 23, 2016

What is the acceptable % of freshly baked cookies that you NEED to eat when they are warm? At least 50 % right? (I might be a bit greedy)

— Jenni – Odd Socks (@BabyChaos11) May 23, 2016

I should know better than to let chocolate touch my lips past midnight. I feel a Cadburys Flake moment coming on…

— Sabrina Ghayour (@SabrinaGhayour) May 23, 2016

“Life is too short to drink bad wine” -Yep, that’s my motto…

— Muriel (@FrenchYumMummy) May 22, 2016

If you see any tweets you think are worthy of sharing next month, let us know by tweeting us and using the hashtag #Twitterrati