This month Twitter has been making us chuckle, it would appear back to school has been sending some people to the wine and cookies, and there has been a lot of chat about hot chocolate now that autumn is here.

We are sharing our favourite tweets but don’t forget, if you see a tweet you think worthy of sharing, tag us with the hashtag #Twitterati and we will do the rest.

Making jokes about becoming a crazy old cat lady but knowing deep down that 24 cats and gin for breakfast is genuinely how it’s gonna end

— Oxford Girl Problems (@OxGirlProbs) September 24, 2016

I was always told as a child to avoid chocolate as it would make me cough more. The lies we were told!! https://t.co/trjT5G05YV

— 🍁🍂Clare 🍂🍁 (@QuackingChat) September 25, 2016

I’m not a bossy woman with a drinking problem, I’m a tired middle aged woman who is sick of people’s crap and I like wine

— Tammy (@OkieGirl405) September 7, 2016

Kids home, bra off, wine poured…

— Kailexness (@Kailexness) September 21, 2016

I just rescued some wine… it was trapped in a bottle 🍷

— Blake Carter🍍⚓️🇺🇸 (@BlakeCarter) September 14, 2016

I think my soulmate might be carbs

— Sassy Wine Queen (@SassyWineQueen) September 25, 2016

Sliced chocolate is a thing, everyone. Celebrate accordingly. https://t.co/xmEaw3EIED

— Nerdist (@nerdist) September 25, 2016

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To the person who left the bottle of Bath Gin in my front garden, it was a kind thought but next time can it not be empty? Ta

— Sarah Hilary (@sarah_hilary) September 25, 2016

 

 

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